We know this contest idea is corny, but it can be fun, too. We don't want you to tell your friends about Toilegami if you don't think the book idea is funny. But, if you do think the book might be a hit, you might as well have a chance to be rewarded for helping us out.

Here's the deal:

• If you tell at least two of your friends about Toilegami, using our "tell your friends" form, we will enter your email address in our free book contest.
• There will be three winners, and winners will have the option of having their copy autographed.
• Winners will be selected randomly.
• The contest will be held only if Toilegami gets published.
• Multiple entries are encouraged, but users must enter at least two UNIQUE addresses each time in order to qualify.
• NONE of your friends' email addresses is captured in our database.
• Your email address is captured, so we can notify you if you win the contest. We will very rarely use your address, and only to notify you of important Toilegami events (e.g., when Toilegami has been published).
• We will NOT ever sell or otherwise distribute your email address to any third party.