| Important Stuff |
Home(survey)
A Call to ACTION
Announcements NEW!
A Note to Dave Barry, Steve Martin or Ringo Starr(or their agents)(survey)
A Note to Publishers and Agents
| The Book |
- Introduction
- The Toilegami Lifestyle
- Projectiles: Be Careful!
- The Ball
- The Throwing Star
- The Parachute
- The Airplane
- The Ball
- Last Minute Attire: Accessorize!
- The Bow Tie
- Sunglasses
- Karate Kid Headband
- Mummy Wrap
- The Bow Tie
- Animals: Make Friends in the Bathroom!
- Swan
- Flapping Bird
- Cat
- Unicorn
- Dragon
- Swan
- Bowl Games: Make Boats, and Sink Them!
- Boat 1
- Boat 2
- Boat 3
- Boat 1
- Index
- Glossary
- Progress Chart
| Other Stuff |
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The Rating System.
We have developed an easy-to-follow, iconic rating system to indicate how difficult a given design is. Each design is assigned a celery stick, a block of cheese, or a can of chili, to indicate whether it is easy, intermediate, or challenging. Below is a short description of each.
Easy Origami Designs: These take little time or skill. Choose an easy origami design when you are going to do your business and get out of there quickly. If you get a lot of fiber in your diet, you may find you have time for only easy designs on a regular basis.
Intermediate: These take from five to ten minutes, and require some manual dexterity. Choose an intermediate origami design if you are mildly constipated, or just want to sit and do your own thing for a while before rejoining the family.
Challenging: These may take over ten minutes, and require substantial skill. They're perfect for when you have a case of severe constipation or diarrhea, or for when the in-laws are visiting.
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