| Important Stuff |
Home(survey)
A Call to ACTION
Announcements NEW!
A Note to Dave Barry, Steve Martin or Ringo Starr(or their agents)(survey)
A Note to Publishers and Agents
| The Book |
- Introduction
- The Toilegami Lifestyle
- Projectiles: Be Careful!
- The Ball
- The Throwing Star
- The Parachute
- The Airplane
- The Ball
- Last Minute Attire: Accessorize!
- The Bow Tie
- Sunglasses
- Karate Kid Headband
- Mummy Wrap
- The Bow Tie
- Animals: Make Friends in the Bathroom!
- Swan
- Flapping Bird
- Cat
- Unicorn
- Dragon
- Swan
- Bowl Games: Make Boats, and Sink Them!
- Boat 1
- Boat 2
- Boat 3
- Boat 1
- Index
- Glossary
- Progress Chart
| Other Stuff |
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Medical Disclaimer
Do not do toilegami without first consulting a physician. You participate at your own risk. We are not responsible for any of the following conditions regardless of whether or not they are related to your toilegami participation:
-seat rings
-hemorrhoids
-numbness
-diarrhea
-constipation
-dizziness
-nausea
-obsessive participation
-compulsive participation
-body odor
-sibling rivalry
-marital discord
-general social unrest
Here is a tip that may help you avoid some of the more common adverse effects of Toilegami: Don't try to complete the whole book in one session.
? ? Did you know ? ?
"Other than its intended use, consumers report using bath tissue for a myriad of tasks: *
* Obviously the surveyors neglected to include 'origami' among the options on the survey. |
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