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| The Book |
- Introduction
- The Toilegami Lifestyle
- Projectiles: Be Careful!
- The Ball
- The Throwing Star
- The Parachute
- The Airplane
- The Ball
- Last Minute Attire: Accessorize!
- The Bow Tie
- Sunglasses
- Karate Kid Headband
- Mummy Wrap
- The Bow Tie
- Animals: Make Friends in the Bathroom!
- Swan
- Flapping Bird
- Cat
- Unicorn
- Dragon
- Swan
- Bowl Games: Make Boats, and Sink Them!
- Boat 1
- Boat 2
- Boat 3
- Boat 1
- Index
- Glossary
- Progress Chart
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First Outline of
The Toilegami Lifestyle: The next step in origami history: The future history of origami.
(This could easily be expanded to two chapters, if necessary.)Recreational Toilegami
- Toilegami for the soul (The five-fold path)
- Toilegami for the teenage soul
- Toilegami for the constipated soul
- How to start your own neighborhood toilegami club (The first rule of Toilegami Club is·)
- Holiday decorating with toilegami: It's a good thing.
Warmup Exercises for Everyone.
- Finger Exercises
- Calisthenics
- Deep Breathing
The Optimal Toilegami Diet
- Pragmatism and Diets
- Water, water, water.
- Fiber? Should you, or shouldn't you?
- Diet advice for those with sensitive noses.
Extreme Toilegami
- Toilegami X-games
- Free folding (Athletes compete while maintaining the squat position, without touching the seat).
- Toilet paper rythmic ballet
- Toilet paper parachuting (Starting with three rolls of toilet paper, athletes must construct their own parachute on the way down).
- Synchronized Toilegami and The push for the Olympics
Training for Peak Performance
- Endurance training
- The importance of Squats
- The Seat Trainer. How do you know if you should get one?
- Seat Trainer order form.
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