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The Book

1. Introduction
   
   • Are You a Folder or a Crumpler? (survey)

   • What Makes Us Experts?

   • A Note About Pronunciation

   • The Rating System

   • Medical Disclaimer

   • Preview of Ch2

2. The Toilegami Lifestyle

3. Projectiles: Be Careful!
   • The Ball

   • The Throwing Star

   • The Parachute

   • The Airplane

4. Last Minute Attire: Accessorize!
   • The Bow Tie

   • Sunglasses

   • Karate Kid Headband

   • Mummy Wrap

5. Animals: Make Friends in the Bathroom!
   • Swan

   • Flapping Bird

   • Cat

   • Unicorn

   • Dragon

6. Bowl Games: Make Boats, and Sink Them!
   • Boat 1

   • Boat 2

   • Boat 3

7. Index

8. Glossary

9. Progress Chart

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Dave Barry!

We know what you're doing behind that newspaper!
We know you're a folder.
That's why we have to ask:

Will you write our Foreword?

Of course, you're not our only option.
There are others with secrets to tell:

Steve Martin!

Ringo Starr!

Jay Leno!

Will you write our foreword?

If you represent one of these people, and would like to contact us,

click here.

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Who should write the foreword to Toilegami? Dave Barry Steve Martin Ringo Starr Jay Leno see results

Now we'll show you some of the humorous prose that will comprise the first two or three chapters of the book.

The first section starts with the question . . .